Jess
My go-to karaoke song is
Love by Keyshia Cole
Biggest risk I've ever taken
Making an ad where men misuse a lip plumper called "Duck Plump" as "D*ck Plump" ... for the Super Bowl.
A shower thought I recently had
Flip Flops are lowkey onomatopoeia.
Unusual skills
Memorizing lyrics, including the entirety of Hamilton (yes, the whole broadway show from beginning to end).
One thing I'll never do again
Eat McDonald's. I got food poisoning from it 3 years ago and haven't had it since.
I geek out on
Seafood boils <3
I'm overly competitive about
Catan. And Mario Party. And everything, really.
Worst idea I've ever had
Failed my journalism class in college for 'making fun of a public health crisis' because I intro-ed a news article about e. coli in Wegman's apples with, "Many might say that an apple a day keeps the doctor away, but for Wegman's that's no longer the case."
I couldn't do life without
My work bestie/partner Rachel, who I've been with ever since we joined the same sorority at Syracuse.
